Dirty & Sexy Pick Up Lines To Cross The Line

What are Dirty Pick up Lines?
Known also as “bad pick up lines”, these conversation starters are perfect for situations when you want to turn up the flintiness and make things sexual.

They can be used in-person, or via text… it doesn’t really matter. The aim is to take that friendly chit chat to the next level and put the thought of sex in the recipients mind.

They can work perfectly on the right person and they can work terribly.
Use with caution!

Here they are, the ultimate list of bad or dirty & sexy pick up lines, that will take any conversation and turn it into a sexual one. Start with the more timid one-liners first and then move onto the more advanced ones.

Funny, Dirty Pick-Up Lines

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
Do you know what would look good on you? Me
Hi, I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice.

Your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice.

Do you run track? Because I heard you Relay want this dick.
Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.
Hey girl, is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
Sit on my lap and tell me the first thing that pops up.
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you.
If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong?
I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
If you don’t want to have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice.
Want to see if you can add “has an awesome gag reflex” to your resume?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my pen**.
Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin my dick.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
You’ve been a bad girl. Go to my room.
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

Classic Bad Pick Up Lines

Are you a parking ticket because you have FINE written all over you.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Do you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.
I must be in a museum, because you’re a work of art.
Hey, I lost my number. Can I have yours instead?
People call me [insert your name], but you can call me tonight.
Is it hot in here, or is that just you?
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together.
There must be something wrong with my eyes. Because I can’t take them off of you.

Smooth Dirty Pick up Lines

Are you an airport cause I'd like land between your thighway.
I like my coffee like I like my women, black and wet.
Days in quarantine just go by…Poetry's hard but so am I.
I’m Nike & you’re my McDonalds cause I’ll be doing it & you’ll be lovin’ it.
If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit u between the holidays?
Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?
Damn girl, are you good at video games? cause you just switched me to hard mode.
I’m jealous of your heart…Because It’s pumping inside of you and I’m not.
Girl, are you a computer? because I've got a 3.5-inch floppy for you.
Do you like Minecraft? Because I want to make your bedrock.
Sometimes people call me Colgate cause 9/10 doctors recommend me to put in your mouth.
Are you my pinky toe? cuz I’d bang you on the table at least 7 times a day.
Call me Spongebob because I want to visit your bikini bottom ?
You know how to cheer me up, send me a picture of that booty.
Are you a donut? Because you’re a snack with a hole.
Do you want to hear the sound of my balls bouncing against your coochie.
Are you a Molotov? Cause you’re hot enough to smash.
Here is my inhaler, Cause you got dat ass ma.
Come to my room, we'll bang ok?
Are you a Redstone torch, Cause you make my piston extend.
Here, let me clear a place for you to sit down (wipes face).
Hey baby, are you Draco Malfoy? Because I'd like to Slytherin to your pants.
Are you the capitol? Because I wanna bust inside you.
Are you an American school? Cuz I'd love to shoot some kids in you.
If you were a sunset I'd want to watch you go down on me.
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later.
Are you a Confederate statue? cause I'm trying to see you go down.
Are you a microwave? Because I want to put a baby in you.

Nerdy Pick Up Lines

I’m no astronomer, but I’d still give you the sun, moon, and the stars.
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
Call the CDC! Your smile is contagious.
You must be a compound of barium and beryllium. Because you’re a total BaBe.
You know what you and planet earth Earth have in common? You’re both getting hotter each year.
Are you good at math? Can you replace my X without asking Y?
You’re so hot you denature my proteins.

You must be nitroglycerin. Because you’re dynamite.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You remind me of trigonometry. Because exploring all your angles would result in sin()
Would a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
NASA called, they said that you’re out of this world.
If there was no gravity on this planet I would still fall for you.
Are you Google? Because you’re everything I’m searching for.