February 14: Lucky day when you can either dress up and spend your entire net worth on a dinner for two or you can eat delivery from the comfort of your home and chat over your matchbox Can Oh, you want to do one more thing? Well, because it so happens that we’ve rounded up some Valentine’s Day-specific pick up lines to make all your Tinder message dreams come true.
Sweet Valentine’s Day Pickup Lines
I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.I love you like Cupid loves Valentine’s Day.You know what else Valentine’s Day is? Our future anniversary date.My name is [insert here], but you can just call me your valentine.Do you like cats? Because I’d like you to take meowt.Hi, my name is (insert your name here) but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.I asked Cupid for a map because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.Are you an angle that’s less than 90 degrees? Because you’re acute-y.The only sweet I want for Valentine’s Day is a cutie pie like you!Do you have Cupid’s number? I should call him and say thank you.
Hey, have we met before? You look a lot like the love of my life.They can’t fit what I feel for you on a conversation heart.Did it hurt? You know, when you got shot by Cupid’s arrow?Quick question: Are you sunburned or are you just always this hot?Even if Earth didn’t have gravity, I’d still be falling for you.Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Wanna be pretty cute together?I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?Are you a campfire? ’Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.Roses are red, violets are blue; I sure am glad I swiped right on you.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.This Valentine’s Day, let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle.You know what you would really look beautiful in this Valentine’s Day? My arms.You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business.I’m glad Cupid listened to me—you’re exactly what I asked for.You’re sweeter than all the candy hearts in the world combined.Cupid called. He says that he needs my heart back.I can’t turn water into wine, but I’m hoping to turn you into mine.Are you a loan? Because you definitely have my interest.
Best Valentine’s Day Pick-Up Lines
Twinkle twinkle little star, you are my lucky charm.I don't need to visit a casino to win anything, because I won your love darling.This Valentine's Day, let us put on a Netflix movie, and not watch it.Life without you is like a broken pencil. It is pointless and worthless.My mood was not really happy today, but you cheered me up big time.Do you believe in God? Because I am sure you are the only answer to my prayers.Happy Valentine's Day, sweetie!I am thankful to Cupid that he listened to my prayers this time, and gave me your love.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?Could you lend me a hug? I promise to give it back.Whenever I gaze into your eyes, I get lost in the wonders of heaven.Your smile brightens up my day more than a thousand stars.People always say that Disneyland is a place that can make you happiest, but being with you does it for me.If you were a song, you would be for sure the best song ever.I didn't believe in love at first sight until I saw you.You look so fine, please be mine!
Dirty Valentine’s Day Pickup Lines
I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock.What time do you get off? Can I watch?There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.Roses are red, violets are fine. I’ll be the 6, you be the 9.In honor of Valentine’s Day, let’s call me Cupid. Can I stick my arrow in you?I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box to unwrap.I’d like to take you to the movies this V-Day, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.Do you wanna eat a box of chocolates…or me?I love your outfit. I would love it even more crumpled in a heap on my bedroom floor.I called Cupid asking for an angel, but I was hoping they’d send a devil like you instead.For Valentine’s Day, let’s put on some Netflix and not watch it.Did you sit on a bag of conversation hearts? ’Cause you have a pretty sweet booty.
I’m sorry I didn’t get you chocolates for Valentine’s Day…but if you want something sweet, then I’m right here.I’m not really into watching sunsets, but I sure would love to watch you go down.Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.You can keep the Hershey’s—I just want a kiss.My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Want to go back to my place and fix that for me?What are you doing tonight besides me?You know what’s on the Valentine’s Day menu? Me-n-u.I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely just turned me on.If I had a garden, I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.Would you kiss me in the rain? I want to get twice as wet.Tonight’s menu: chocolate, candy hearts, and you.If I buy you dinner, will you be dessert?Did you ask for a Snickers this Valentine’s Day? Because I want you to satisfy me.
Funny Valentine’s Day Pick-up Lines
Are you a loan? I am asking because you have all my interests.I’m going to kiss you now. Say “Kiss me” now if you want me to stop.I don’t need Twitter, I’m already following you.I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re soda-licious.Have you any idea what my clothes are made of? Perfect boyfriend material!If you were a Transformer, you would be my 'Optimus Fine.'I'm no Chandler, but can I make you my Monica?Hey, are you sure we haven't met before? It looks like you come into my dreams every day.You are so sweet that you can put chocolates out of business.Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?I have amnesia, do I come here often?Excuse me, did you know you just dropped something — yes, it is my jaw.Are you an Avenger? Because you impress me so much with your personality and abilities!
Aren't you exhausted? Because you have been running through my mind all day.I’ve had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.I don't need to have Twitter or Instagram, as I am already following you.If you don't like raisins, that's okay! What are your feelings about a date?Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine.I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.Let me buy you dinner tonight, but you got to promise me you will be my dessert.Hi, I can't find my phone. Could you please call me to help me relocate it?Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.My God, somebody please call the cops. It's illegal to be that charming.If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.On a scale of one to infinite, how free are you tonight?
