Consider this your annual reminder that Halloween is a breath away! Soon, your social media feeds will be filled with the hottest snaps and boo phrases. No worries, I don’t want you to be stuck in the dreaded days leading up to that night without fabulous pumpkin Instagram captions. Whether you have pumpkin patch pics or pumpkin carving pictures, these are the best pumpkin sentences, captions and quotes!
What Are Pumpkin Patches?
A pumpkin patch is a large area where pumpkins are grown. These areas are often open to the public in the months of September and October. Here, people get a chance to see a variety of pumpkins and also have the option of taking some of their favorites back home.
Pumpkin Patch Captions
Go big or gourd home!Keep calm and buy pumpkins.How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!There’s a new pumpkin in the patch!
Gourd out of my mind.There’s no such thing as getting lost in a pumpkin patch.Fa-boo-lous.Pumped for pumpkins!Cutest pumpkins in the patch.Pumpkin patch princess.
Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes.Pumpkin patches turn me into a kid in a candy store.Pumpkin patching time!Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes.Hey, pumpkin patch. Howl you doing?Pumpkin patch exploring is my part-time job for the next three months.
Cute pumpkin captions for Instagram
At this point, my blood type is basically pumpkin spice.Aw, pumpkin!Pumped for pumpkins!Autumn leaves and pumpkins please.Fall is my excuse for pumpkin everything.Autumn leaves and pumpkins, please.I’m ahead of the carve.Autumn skies and pumpkin pies.I’m a pun king.Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes.No tricks, just treats and pumpkin carving here.Pumpkin is the spice of life.You are the pumpkin spice to my fall.Oh my gourdness, it’s autumn!Stressed, blessed, pumpkin obsessed.At this point my blood type is pumpkin spice.
Best Pumpkin Patch Instagram Captions
You are the pumpkin spice of my life.I'm carving out time just for you.I'm thankful for pumpkin pie.Pumpkin spice is the answer to anything.Squash that idea and make it pumpkin else.I put on a happy face.You tore my guts out and now I feel all hollow inside.
You light up the cavity of my heart.You look gourd-geous in that flannel.Ultimate fall vibes.I'm just a shell of what I used to be.Hey pumpkin! I love your smile.You used to be so hollow but now you're filled with light.I flip my lid when you tear out my guts.
You are my pick of the patch.Your light shines through your smile like a jack-o-lantern.If you pick my brain, you'll just get a stringy mess.At the Halloween party, we got smashed.You bet we're getting PSLs after this.Oh my gourd-ness!Hey jack-o'-lantern, turn that frown upside down.
Pumpkin Patch Captions for Couples
Pumpkin is the new orange.Let’s pumpkin spice things up a bit.Every day is #squashgoals with you.What a gourdgeous day to spend with you.You are the pick of the patch.You’ve pumpkin patched my heart with love.Just spicing date night up by going to a pumpkin patch.You’re the pumpkin to my spice.Hanging with my cutie (pumpkin) pie.I love you, pumpkin.It’s sweater time!I’m ahead of the carve.I love my pumpkin spice a latte.Cutest pumpkins in the patch.Life is gourd with you around.Pie love spending time with you.
Pumpkin Patch Captions For Your Photos
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.You are the pumpkin spice to my fall.I love pumpkins a latte!Pumpkin patching time!All I need is tea and fuzzy socks.You’re the pick of the patch.I’m the cutest pumpkin in the patch.Smashing pumpkins.Cutest pumpkin in the patch.Sorry for what I said when I didn’t have my pumpkin spice latte.
Funny Pumpkin Patch Captions
Pure pumpkin goodness.Pumpkin spice is the stuff of life.Trick or’ Treat yourself.Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s maple leaves.My blood type is pumpkin spice.Pick of the patch.Hello, gourd-geous.You had me at pumpkin patch.Pumpkin season has begun.Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes.I’m just here for the pumpkin pie.Autumn leaves and pumpkins, please.Pumpkin-flavored kisses and autumn wishes.Pumpkin patch princess.Pumpkin is gourd stuff!I can’t make everyone happy—I’m not pumpkin spice!
You’re the pumpkin to my spice.You better beLEAF it.Pumpkin party!Not just another squash.Give em Pumpkin to talk about…You are the pick of the patch.Pumpkin is the new orange.Pumpkin queens of the patch.I’m here for the boos.
Funniest Pumpkin Jokes for Your Instagram Uploads
What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? A life-gourd.Why are jack-o-lanterns so smart? A candle makes them bright.What do you call a group of pumpkin besties? #SquashGoalsWhat did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin? You look a little sick.What do you call an athletic pumpkin? A jock-o-lantern.Who helped the mini pumpkin cross the road? The crossing gourd.What is black, white, orange, and waddles? A penguin with a pumpkin.What did the queasy pumpkin say? I don't feel so gourd.How does a pumpkin listen to Halloween music? On vine-yl.What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi.How did the jack-o'-lantern quit smoking? The pumpkin patch.Where does a pumpkin preach? From the pulp-it.What did the pumpkins say at happy hour? Let's get smashed.Why was Cinderella bad at football? Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.What did Cinderella say when her carriage turned into a pumpkin? Oh my gourd!What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving? Good-pie, everyone.What's the pumpkin's favorite Western? The Gourd, The Bad, and The Ugly.What does a carved pumpkin celebrate? Hollow-een.What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth.What did George Strait say to the pumpkin? I'm Here for a Gourd Time.Why was the jack-o'-lantern so forgetful? Because he's empty-headed.Why was the jack-o'-lantern afraid? It had no guts.
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