Christmas Instagram Captions for Couples

It’s the most wonderful time of the year for instagram pictures, that is. The holidays are a time togather and be merry with your nearest and dearest, and it’s no secret that christmas festival activities come with plenty of photo for social media. If you’re looking for Christmas captions for couples, you’re in the right place. Because, while taking the perfect photo is half the battle, it’s just as important to have an equally cute caption to accompany your post on the instagram.

Funny Christmas Captions for Couples

Christmas couple captions aren’t always cheery. If you want to fill your feed with puns and jokes, these funny Christmas captions are perfect for your virtual Christmas card. Note down your favorite places and keep them in mind for future vacations as well, as these creative captions will work after year.

Santa listened.
Dating me is the gift this year.
Making it rein.
Feast mode: On.
We've been 51% nice and 49% naughty.
But first, let us take an elfie.
We're only morning people on December 25th.
The tree isn't the only thing getting lit this year.
In the words of Mariah Carey, all I want for Christmas is you.
I'm Santa's favorite.
All you want for Christmas.
Dear Santa, we can explain...
But wait—there's myrrh.

It was love at frost sight.
Ho, ho, home for Christmas.
I only have ice for you.
The only person I'll watch Hallmark movies with.
We've got chemis-tree.
You're on my list.
VIP members of the naughty list.
Love you almost as much as I love Christmas cookies.
That's a wrap on our first Christmas together.
Merry elfin' Christmas.
Don't get your Christmas socks in a tangle.
What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe.
We're just a couple of candy canes: sweet, and slightly twisted.
No laws when you're drinking for Mr. Claus.

Cute Christmas Captions for Couples

All I wanted for Christmas.
To-do list: eat, drink, be merry, nap.
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
The holly to my jolly.
A December to remember.
Tis the season for matching PJs.
The best present is wrapped in my arms.

I already got the best present this year.
Tis the season for loving you.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Festive & fun.
Blame it on the mistletoe.
All spruced up.
There's snow place like home.
Not all treasure is silver and gold.
It's beginning to look a lot like our first Christmas together.
You + me under the Christmas tree.

Love the giver more than the gift.
The first of the rest of my Christmases with you.
The best gifts aren't found under the Christmas tree.
I was definitely on Santa's good list this year.
Pass the cocoa.
Happy holidays from Santa's favorite elves.
Merry always.
The only gift I want this year is your presence.
Hallmark movie kinda love.
Meet me under the mistletoe.
Merry kissme.
Having ourselves a merry little Christmas.
Have your (s)elf a merry little Christmas.
Sweater weather is better together.
We're pepper-meant to be.

Christmas Couple Captions Inspired By Songs

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. — Meredith Willson
A very Merry Christmas and a happy new year. Let's hope it's a good one, without any fear. – John Lennon & The Plastic Ono Band
You are the jingle to my bell.
I feel like I'm gonna kiss you standing beneath that mistletoe. — Otis Redding
Hurry down the chimney tonight. – Eartha Kitt

My world is filled with cheer and you this Christmas. – Donny Hathaway
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ...
Kiss me on this cold December night. - Michael Bublé
Holidays are joyful, there's always something new. But every day's a holiday when I'm near to you. – The Carpenters
If there is love in your heart and your mind, you will feel like Christmas all the time. - Faith Hill
All I want for Christmas is you. – Mariah Carey